Today at work a an event occurred that is so rare it had to be treated with due respect. The entire Wicker Park store, for one whole American hour, was staffed entirely by ladies. And there were only two words that made any sense. Two words, that could do it justice. And those words were, of course, “Immaculate Collection”.
Spirit of Song 76.
“Isn’t this song from a movie?”
“Yeah…with Sean Penn. I think it’s something about jogging.”
Not only did we sing this like we wrote it ourselves, but we helped people the entire time and took every opportunity to throw away trash dramatically in an ode to a stellar goodbye Nathex*.
Multitasking. God’s true gift to womankind.
*Nathexes are interstore emails if emails were more like playing Oregon Trail. I believe DOS is the word? In any case, here is a passage from what Libby wrote to everyone today.
It’s been a great three or so years with you.
I’ve learned a lot about life and a lot about
music. I’ve learned a lot about a lot of you,
and I will always remember this.
REMEMBER HOW FUN WORK CAN BE
PLAY ALICE COOPER GROUP
and don’t forget to DUNK stuff into the trash can
whenever you can.
So well played Ladydude. ♥